"I am Elijah Ryan, and the name of this blog is called E.L.I.J.A.H"
"But what does 'E.L.I.J.A.H' mean?"
"What?"
"But what does 'E.L.I.J.A.H' mean?"
"HUH?!"
"But what does the F*%K 'E.L.I.J.A.H' mean?!!!"
"What? My name? Well, in fact, it's Hebrew, dontcha know and it's..."
"NO, freak! I mean: why is it written as E.L.I.J.A.H?"
"Ohhh! Okay, calm down, man, gosh..."
"Hurry up then...."
"Well, E.L.I.J.A.H could stand for many things...but I have made it stand for: Even Life Is Just As Hilarious!"
"Hmmm...clever, why that though?"
"I think people just take life TOOOOO seriously, like without sounding too hippie-like, we need to just chill, smell the fresh(-ish) air, and take everything with smiles and laughter..."
"Hmmm...I like that philosophy. I like it."
"Y'ALL BE TRIPPING if you don't like it! ;)"
"¬___¬"
"Who are you?!"
"Who are you?!"
"...your banter is poor..."
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The thing is, this is a conversation between myself. Does this make me schizophrenic!? *the room spins*
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