I've just been thinking that it's my last few months before University life starts for me and believe me, I want memories of this summer (..maybe 'cos half of it I won't remember ~ WASURENAIDE YO [忘れないでよ] lol).
Recently, went out for my girls' birthday on 27/05/11. They are the best of twins. <3 Lilato and Liseli Madiri <3 They're bubbly bubbly. THEY BE TRIPPIN'!
Now no lie, it was the BEST Friday which turned ~ poké-evolving ~ into the WORST.
Here's my recollection (to the best of my ability): Now no lie, it was the BEST Friday which turned ~ poké-evolving ~ into the WORST.
- We went to first have some Chinese at our local Noodle Bar. As far as I was concerned, the food was tasting PENG and it was a good time. The twins were looking PIFF (..yeah that's a good word) and were joined by yours truly, Josh Woolery, Ashleigh, Pearl and Shante and we were ready for the night! AT THIS POINT: Happy bunny (apart from wrong food that got given to me).
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| Liseli and Lilato |
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| NOT WHAT I ORDERED ¬___¬ |
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| ME AND PEARL |
- Next we reached a local pub "THE WHITEHOUSE". The most "baitest" place in Luton if you're a person who is 18+, lol. So I must have seen like an extra 15 of my friends on the way. After some banter with the bouncer, it's straight to the ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES!! Yum, the night was looking tasty still. As you can see the following pictures kinda show us progressively getting wasted. =) AT THIS POINT: Buzzing, slightly tipsy bunny.
- After a few pitchers and drinks, we decided to leave to get into the first club of the night. We get into "Chicago's" and everything is going fine 'cos we is wasted...lol. And everyone's having a good time and what not. Bare skanking and shuffling and what not with my boys inside as well as the original party. Nothing can go wrong. Or at least that's what I thought. One of my friends hadn't joined us yet and we were figuring out what to do; Ashleigh had to leave so I was without m'lover. ;) and another of my friends kept texting me and seriously pissing me off. One thing I hate is explaining my self to someone. SNM Trying to forget this shizzle.. AT THIS POINT: Annoyed drunk bunny.
- After Chicago's lost its touch, a re-grouped version of ourselves left to go the next door club of Envy. Apparently since someone at the nightclub knew the twins and it was their birthday, we'd get in for a discount and free drinks. HEYY Fine with me! We get there; discount: check; queue jump: check; free drinks:
che...hey, no free drinks? PAR! So I had to buy extra drinks leaving a hole in my wallet.STRIKE ONE.My friends had gone to Liquid, the adjacent nightclub and left me.STRIKE TWO.The way the nightclubs Envy and Liquid were designed meant they were joint up by a corridor. Pearl, Natika and I went to try our luck. DENIED! What?!STRIIIIKEE THREEEEE!
I'm fully pissed off atm, but luckily meet some of our other friends there and even though the club experienced ONE SLOW START, it picked up and the tunes were actually NOICEEE! Even after all of this, I was deflated and pissed. I think it was the intoxication. AT THIS POINT: COMPLETELY PISS-ANGRY INTOXICATED RABID Bunny.
- Here, smiles left my mouth after a certain time, it got dry in Envy so I tried my luck in Liquid again and BIIINNGGOO! I had gotten in. Meet my boys there and we danced to some good tunes, but I was tired, still annoyed from earlier and just weren't feeling it. Now the birthday bunch come and meet me in Liquid and it's getting good again, then some desperado comes and starts trying their luck with a certain person in our party, SHE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED. I was just looking like "Is this b*&%h serious?" but I was drunk so please allow me. Still the guy would NOT STOP! He needed to stop. So I leave the birthday bunch and their unwanted straggler of a guy. I find my boys again and now it's just getting boring, people are getting into unnecessary beef and it's getting on my nerves. But this is the killer, some b**chass freak of life..START SPRAYING CHAMPAGNE OVER EVERYONE! AT THIS POINT: Just wanted to go bed tbf.
STRRIIIKKKKKEEEE FOOOOUUUUUURRRRR!!!
(can you have that? strike four?)
Needless to say, he got boxed in the face by 40 odd people.BWAHAHAHAHA! SHAME!Anyways, I got tired, fell asleep in the club for about 10 minutes before I was woken up. It was time to go home.
Meanwhile, our birthday bunch had gone back into envy and Pearl and I were ready to go home. Go to the Envy bouncer and he was like "No, sorry mate we close after two. Can't let you in", while we were like "No, no, we need to get in! Our friends our inside and we wanna go home! We paid for five pounds for entry and wristbands. LERRUS INNN!!". The man was being stubborn as f--k and we just ensued in argument. Then as we were doing so, in front of our eyes, he let some girls we knew in without question. To that, Pearl fiercely said, "¬_____¬ WHAT HAPPENED TO 'AFTER TWO'?". With egg on his silly face, he ~ reluctantly ~ let us in. I was actually fuming and pissed. It was made worse to find our someone had lost their wallet involving EVERYTHING EVERYTHING. Money! Cards! I.D.! Worst end to the night."I'M GOING HOME, B***HES!!!"Hailed a cab; was even cussing in the cab.Cba to take anymore pictures....
On a real, it was a good start.
Moral of the story: NEXT TIME, PUNCH AN IDIOT, you'll get some frustration out! LOL!
E.L.I.J.A.H
